Sarcastic Drain

You might have noticed that lately I haven’t been very cynically sarcastic. Or that I’ve been making pretty half-hearted posts. Well, actually, that shouldn’t be obvious because I’m so awesome to even half-hearted posts are amazing. Right? Right?

Alright, fine. Be like that.

Well, anyways, I guess I could say that I’m currently going through a period of sarcastic drain (a.k.a. school + lack of sleep). So for the entire month January, I was working as an intern somewhere for a project for school. And the hours were like 8:30 to 3:00. And also, I didn’t need to sit in a car for a hour to get there.

Now that January is gone, I’m back at school and life is harsh. Like for example, waking up at 5:50 so that I can sit in a car for an hour to try to get to school at 7:45. ¬†(Not that it actually happens like that. Getting to school with my carpool somehow always ends up with excessive speeding, cursing and running lots of red lights to get to school on time. It’s very stressful.)(Ok, maybe that was an exaggeration, but you get the point.) And then, worst of all, I have to do¬†homework! Ugh. How horrible.

So naturally, I’m quite tired. And did you know that tiredness is a big contribution to lack of motivation? Well you do now.

I guess you could conclude that I’m going through sarcastic drain. But anyways, enough of this. I need to go write a Valentine’s Day post.

Spam Here, Spam There, Spam Spam Everywhere

Ok, so first I get spam followers who don’t even read my blog and then I get spam comments, and now I get spam likes? What kind of blasphemy is this?

For those who don’t know, what I consider a spam like is when a blog post gets like by someone who’s Gravatar picture is a very generic, pretty talk-show hostess type face girl and who doesn’t have a blog on WordPress, meaning that I can’t follow them. So when I visit their Gravatar page, the only website available is some trashy spam site titled “This is the best!” and usually contains huge amounts of “How to Lose Weight in Minutes!” ads.

Ok, first off, thank you for just assuming that I’m fat. I haven’t even posted a freaking picture of myself on this blog. I’m not offended at all.

Second off, thank you for liking my post. I’m glad you’ve read it. Even though it has nothing to do with my inability to loose weight in minutes. Not that I need to do that either.

Third off, thank you for giving my blog extra views even though I have no idea how you’ve managed to get to my site without any referrers. I suppose that’s the magic of spam-bots. Am I right?

So actually, I have to thank you spam-bot for all the good things you’ve given me. Keep on visiting my blog. I’m encouraging you. Seriously.

(Oh jeez, I must be insane now, encouraging spam-bots to spam my blog…)