Makes me laugh so hard.
The second installment in the Hobbit films comes out on Friday And maybe you’re interested in seeing it, but don’t want to commit 3+ hours to watching or re-watching the first one. And so I provide The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey: The 5-Minute Version.
SCENE 1: Bilbo Baggins’ Home
There is a knock at the door. Bilbo opens it, and outside are a bunch of dwarves clowning around; Gandalf the wizard; and a solemn, glowering dwarf, Thorin, who scowls at everyone.
Bilbo: Who are you? What do you want?
Gandalf: You must come on an adventure with us to kill a dragon and help Thorin reclaim his place as king of the dwarves.
Thorin: I have failed and all is dark and such. Luckily, I slayed a giant orc guy who killed my father, so he’s definitely dead.
CUT TO: drawn out scene of giant battle…
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