Review: Go Ask Alice

Go Ask Alice
Go Ask Alice by Beatrice Sparks

My rating: 1 of 5 stars

Is it bad that this book has made me want to do drugs just to prove that the main character of the story is just a hopeless idiot rather than prevent me from doing drugs?

God, this book was god awful.

1. THIS IS NOT A DIARY
If you go back to the book and stop at any point and think for a moment, you’ll realize that no actual living teenager would write 90% of the contents in this book in a diary. No teenager would run away from home, think “hmmm, I should write shit down”, write it down on fucking brown paper bags and then bring it home.

Just. No.

You know that message at the beginning of the book that tells you that this was taken from a real diary? Well, that’s a piece of bullshit.

2. THE GIRL MISSED THE FUCKING POINT
You know why the fuck we aren’t allowed to do drugs? Because drugs fucking screw over the brain and we don’t want half the population of the country to be a bunch of flaming retards who got their brains destroyed by smoking. It would also be hella dangerous if half the population of the country was high more than 90% of the time.

NO ONE EVER TOLD YOU THAT DRUGS WOULDN’T BE ENJOYABLE. IF THEY WEREN’T WHO WOULD EVER GET TRIPPED? DO YOU HAVE A GODDAMN BRAIN?

Conclusion
DON’T EVER READ THIS BOOK EVER

If you want a good no drug book, don’t go for this one.

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