Friend: Hey! Wassup?
Me: Nuthin much. I’m at a party right now.
Friend: Oh cool!
Me: And I’m also surrounded by boys. Lots of them
Me: And we’re also drinking.
Friend: No way… Ok. Kid, that is illegal…
What I really was doing:
9 year old kids: [screams] Linda! Can you show us how to get past this part in the game?
Other kids: No! I want to Wii remote!
Me: Settle down boys, or else I’m going to have to shut down the entire thing.
6 year old boy: I want to drink orange juice.
Me: [pours orange juice for him and me]
Me: I really need a break…